Funny Sayings

Dad: "Hmm, this is the worst coke I've tasted in a while. (diet Coke Zero infused with Vitamens) " Tyler "Yeah Coke one is better". Dad- "Maybe it has something to do with the experation date October 2007?"

"When you go to China you'll have to look for them knock-me down purses!" ???? "You mean "knock off"?

"Miss Dancy I think you're going to be 40 this year!"


"Miss Dancy- you got 4 quarters for a dollar? I need some change!?" me "Nope." "Man you must be poor. Teachers are poor." yep you said that right!

"Why is Rhode Island connected to the United States if its an island?"

"Hamer is spelled incorrectly. It has a double continent (consonant)."