Funny Sayings...

So I had a parent (the very hard to please parent) tell me that her son always comes home telling her the funniest stories from his school day (I hope that's not a bad thing....) anyways he loves to quote me... up until this point I hadn't stopped to realize the funny things I say and how often I say them. I have a officially turned into my fifth grade teacher Mrs. M . Never the less these were a few of the quotes:

"I need a single file line, not a train wreck".
"We're not on Noah's ark, single file please".
"MYOB!!!" = mind your own business ( I have the nosiest group of kids this year)

Oh yeah, we had a problem with "Shut up" being said too much at the beginning of the year- so I borrowed a punishment... it worked! Each time they said it they had to sing to the tune of "Oh Be Careful"

"Oh be careful little mouth what you say (repeat)
For Miss Dancy is listening
and she hears your every word
So be careful little mouth what you say"


Funny moment from the day:
"Miss Dancy what do you change your eyelashes so much?" puzzled "What?" "You know those things on your eyelids"... "Oh you mean eyeshadow".... another student "Duh, she likes to match"