Yesterday... "Jill, you need to get married so we can throw you a shower then a baby shower!"
"I can't even cut this steak with my silverware! How am I supposed to eat it? JUST GUM IT!"
Today: "Yep- she said none of the bridesmaids had the same measurements. A & S are top heavy and you and K have the biggest hips.".... just call me Big Bertha
"If Erin gets too loud- just shove one of those ornaments (hidden under the last row) in his mouth!"
"No, no Jen... that is fashion suicide! You don't wear cream colored/white colored shoes until AFTER Easter".... sorry I'm just too honest sometimes
Grandma G "You wearing your boots? Good I'm glad! I would have worn them when I was your age!"
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